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Tim Cook is stepping down at Apple’s CEO after 15 years. John Ternus, senior VP of hardware engineering, will become Apple’s next chief executive officer, the company announced. Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and Ternus will become its next CEO effective Sept. 1, 2026. The transition, which was approved unanimously […]

Tim Cook will step down as Apple CEO, moving to executive vice president of the tech giant’s board of directors in a massvie corporate shift. John Ternus, SVP of Hardware Engineering, will become Apple’s next chief executive officer, effective September 1, 2026. The transition, which was approved unanimously by the Board of Directors, follows “a […]

Cook will shift to a role as executive chairman.

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